Top Five Places I Like to be Scratched

Everyone likes to be scratched and petted, at least everyone I know. Here are my top five places that I like to be scratched and why.

1. Behind the ears.
I know, it is not original, but it works. Some people have found a way to scratch behind both ears at the same time, and let me tell you, you really can't have too much of a good thing. Let's see if I can put this in human terms. Imagine someone who can massage both your feet at the same time, while maintaining a high level of quality on each foot. Now, imagine they are hot. Now you understand.

2. Under my chin.
Only do this if you want me to purr. If you are not a fan of purring, well then, I don't know whats wrong with you. This has also been known to cause me to pass out, so please do not scratch under my chin while I am drinking, or partaking in any soup, bisque, or gazpacho, as it may cause me to drown.

3. My cheeks.
Before you ask, yes, the ones on my face. I spend a large portion of my day trying to find new things to rub my cheeks on. A bag, a new leg, a wall, a chair, the weird lever that sticks out from under the chair. All of them have fallen victim to my viscous cheek rubbing. The thing is, this can wear my cheeks and whiskers out, and a rubdown can really help me get back in the game. Well, its not really a game. I mean, there is no score, and no rules, but I am winning.

4. My forehead.
It holds my brain, and that is where I do most of my thinking (The rest of my thinking occurs in a currently undisclosed location). Sometimes my mind needs a break, due to the constant calculations. (Side note: the human mind becomes annoyed after 4.5 “meows”. It's Science.) Nothing helps relax the brain than a good forehead massage.

5. My belly.
I can't stress enough that this should not be forced. Wait for me to present my belly, by rolling on my back or sides. I will then look at you in a way that says "Well, what are you waiting for? It is not like you have something better to do." Trust me, you'll know it when you see it. This is when you may initiate the belly scratching, and no sooner!