The new site is up! The new site is up! “What new site?” you say. The new River City Studio site, thats what! Ok, open your ears, unlock your mind, and get prepared for an explosion of pure excellence and reality shattering truth.
I, Yoda, a cat, have written the site. Oh, thats right, you heard me. And they said it couldn't be done. They said a cat wasn't capable of organizing its internal ideas into coherent and thought provoking copy. They said a cat couldn't grasp the complex inner working of a full service web and graphic design shop. They said a cat's paws couldn't appropriately navigate a keyboard. Well, I showed them! (Granted, I don't know who “they” are, but “they” are real and “they” can suck a hair ball.)
In fact, what I created was so mind blowing, so emotionally provocative, so utterly awesome, that the fine folks at River City Studio had to create a human version of the site, just so people could continue to enjoy it without having to stop at the end of every sentence to scream out “This cat is amazing! I am both informed about the wonderful River City Studio, and truly entertained at the same time!”
To be honest, I am not fully prepared for the inevitably approaching fame and fortune that is certain to be awaiting a cat that can navigate a keyboard, but I promise you that I will handle it in the same way I handle all things.
With mild engagement, followed by naps.
I am Yoda, and I don't go change'n.
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