Friday, March 14, 2008

Regarding Melia – Unrequited Love

I don't understand Melia, and chances are looking good that this fact will never change. We have known each other for many years, as she is my roommate and fellow cat at River City Studio. I have behaved towards her in a manner that could only be described as “Chillaxed”. However, for reasons that have yet to be made fully clear to me, she treats me, at best, as a major nuisance, and at worst, a mortal enemy not only worthy of destruction, but of constant mockery during the destruction process.


The Greek tragedy of this entire situation is that I have come to truly love Melia. Her silky gray fur, her bright jade green eyes, her almost obscenely long whiskers, have all become points of adoration for me. (Note: long whiskers on a female cat are much more desirable than on a female human, or so I am told.) Even her incessant, high pitched, nails-on-a-chalkboard meows ring within my ears like the lute of an angel. A sexy, cat angel.


Melia, if you are reading this, whatever I have done to upset you, I am sorry.

2 comments:

Chris said...

Hey Yoda. Long time no see. In regards to your post, I have to admit that I was never a huge fan of Melia. She was snooty and moody and bit me on more than one occasion.

That being said, I understand that you two have a very complex relationship. I wish the best for you both.

Oh, and tell the folks at the studio that they did a great job on the site redesign!

mamachita said...

Yoda, you loved me best!

Tell that Melia brat cat this is the last straw! First you lose the big office, then the dang cat gets your title...what next!?!?!

"Princess" ?!?!? Wear it well Melia.

Site looks great!