Well, 2009 has arrived, and with it comes a new opportunity to make resolutions that I have no intention of keeping. With that in mind, I present my list of 2009 New Years Resolutions. Enjoy!
Find better places to take naps. Stop settling for just anywhere.
Be nice to Melia. Kill’em with kindness.
Stop throwing up when there are visitors. It doesn’t seem to impress anyone anymore.
Demand filtered water. Hey, why not.
Start saving for retirement. I’m not getting any younger.
Start earning money. I’ve got to start saving for retirement.
Ignore more people. I have been giving way too many people way too much attention.
Get into shape. Because fat cats get very little respect.
Friday, January 23, 2009
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