T'is the Season

Its here! Its here! Christmas is almost here! I can’t wait, I am so excited. I already received my gift; a new mouse-shaped chew toy! I played with it for 5 minutes and now it disinterests me completely.

In case you were wondering here are my holiday plans.

Christmas Eve
Noon: Everyone takes a half day and leaves the office. I act sad and pathetic to make them think I will miss them.
1pm to 6pm: Sleep
6pm to 11pm: Roam office and mess with stuff
11pm to 1am: Wait for Santa

Christmas Day
1am to 1:05am: Pounce on Santa and eat the cookies I left him
1:05am to 9am: Explore different places and positions to sleep in the office
9am to 9:05am: Give Melia her gift
9:05 to 9:06am: Get hit by Melia for no reason
9:06 to 9:07am: Regret getting Melia a gift
9:07 to 11am: Look out the window
11am to 2pm: Meow at different objects to see if they are alive
2pm to 4pm: Feel the Christmas spirit
4pm to 12am: Sleep

I know, it’s quite a couple days of activities. But it only happens once a year. I hope all of your holiday plans are fun, relaxing, exciting, or whatever you need them to be. Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas.

Oh, look! A new chew toy! Has this always been here?