Pill Pocket food treats
Cat nip
Human laps
That spot on Nathan’s desk
That spot on Scotty’s desk
That spot by the window
That spot on the floor
That other spot on the floor
Chin scratches
Ear scratches
Forehead scratches
Tummy rubs
Back rubs
Naps
Lynda
Sunlight
Friendly visitors
Clean litter box
Melia…
OK, I can take or leave Melia
I am Yoda, and I am thankful.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When I am not busy eating to the point of sleepiness, or looking for a place to sleep, I am sleeping. I enjoy it greatly, as I excel at it, and have been told it is when I am most cute.
That is why I was so excited to hear about the current state of the US and global economy. Poor economy means less business, and less business means less stomping around the office, less talking loudly on the phone, and less turning corners without looking where you are going and stepping on someone’s tail (you know who you are).
Unfortunately, such is not the case at River City.
For some inexplicable reason, River City continues to do business, continues to bring in new faces to the office, and continues to talk loudly on the phone even when you may be lying so peacefully next to them, purring gently, and not at all deserving of someone yelling excitedly in your ear about site designs and database programming.
So, to counter this attack of sleep canceling activities, I have started to hide myself away to the darkest corners of Nathan’s office. There I sleep in peace. My lullaby is the soft pecking of a keyboard. My blanket is the warm air blowing out of the computer. My pillow is what appears to be some important document.
I am Yoda, and I am hiding.
That is why I was so excited to hear about the current state of the US and global economy. Poor economy means less business, and less business means less stomping around the office, less talking loudly on the phone, and less turning corners without looking where you are going and stepping on someone’s tail (you know who you are).
Unfortunately, such is not the case at River City.
For some inexplicable reason, River City continues to do business, continues to bring in new faces to the office, and continues to talk loudly on the phone even when you may be lying so peacefully next to them, purring gently, and not at all deserving of someone yelling excitedly in your ear about site designs and database programming.
So, to counter this attack of sleep canceling activities, I have started to hide myself away to the darkest corners of Nathan’s office. There I sleep in peace. My lullaby is the soft pecking of a keyboard. My blanket is the warm air blowing out of the computer. My pillow is what appears to be some important document.
I am Yoda, and I am hiding.
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