Friday, July 18, 2008

An Itemized List of Things I Have Rubbed Up Against In the Office

Scratching Post

Support Columns

Corners (All of Them)

Chairs (All of Them)

The Weird Levers Under the Chairs

Human Legs (Most of Them)

Trash Can

Refrigerator

Mini-Refrigerator

My Doppelganger

Filing Cabinets

Desk Legs

The Stuff on the Desks You Don’t Want Me Rubbing Against

Computers

Laptops

Telephones

Plants

Door

Door Frame

Door Knob (Harder than you think)

Cups

Coffee Cups

Plates

Peoples Faces When They are On the Phone

Bags

Purses

European Carry Alls

My Sense of Greatness

Melia (She did not care for it)

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