Cats With Four Ears and Why I Want to be One

I have just heard of two other cats named Yoda that have a noticeable web presence. Interestingly, both of these cats have two sets of ears. You heard me correctly, four ears for each cat.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1046684/Meet-Yoda-cat-FOUR-ears.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0-_-GouRs4

Now, it is important that I point out that I do not have four ears. I am just an old-fashioned two eared cat. However, this doesn’t mean that I don’t see and wish for the value that one can receive from additional hearing apparatus. The benefits include:

1. Double the hearing ability. Not only will this increase my ability to hunt and stalk the mice that do not exist in my office, but I can also hear the opening of a can of tuna from over 300 yards.
2. Wicked, cool new look. These four ear cats look like they have ears and wicked horns. I would love to look like I have wicked horns. Plus girls love interesting men. And horns. Wicked!
3. Double the scratching potential. It is no secret that I love getting scratched behind the ears (Note to reader: I love getting scratched behind the ears). With an extra pair of ears, the scratching potential increases 100%. Double your pleasure, double your fun, with extra sugar free ears.
4. I don’t have to use the litter box. I mean, yeah, I crapped on the floor. What are you going to do about it? I have four ears!